Love in the check-out line

Each week I look forward to my brief exchange with the guy that bags my groceries at the local Kroger. He's a middle-aged African American man who never meets a stranger and doesn't let anyone leave his line without a smile. I don't know what his first name is, only that his last name is Love...or at least that's what he claims.
Yesterday he happened to be in the parking lot as I was loading my car and he volunteered to finish the job for me. While doing so, he some life philosophy with me, which I am now passing along to you. This guy cracks me up.

What Women Really Want -by Johnny Love

"All the young guys around here tell me they know what women want. But they don't know the first thing about women. You see, what a woman really wants is for you to shut-up and do what she asks you to do. She wants you to hold down a job and move out chyo' momma's house. That's what a woman wants. That's what I tell these boys."